Reminds me of the old "Radio Eriwan"-jokes. Like this one:
Question to Radio Eriwan: "Is it true, that the cosmonaut comrade Juri Gagarin has been awarded a motorcar during the last people's congress in Moscow?"
Answer from Radio Eriwan: "Basically it's true, but it wasn't the cosmonaut comrade Juri Gagarin, it was the steelworker comrade Oleg Gagarin, and it wasn't at the people's congress in Moscow, it was at the annual fair in Irkutsk, and it wasn't a motorcar, it was a bycicle, and it wasn't awarded to him, it was stolen from him. Thank you for asking Radio Eriwan!"